engie: DADGUMMIT I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!!!! (turns out he's slightly claustrophobic)
pyro: huuhdda huh hu mrmhp *translation* engie calm down buddy your squishing me!!!!
Me: Alright on the count of three....one.....two......THREEEE!!!!! RRRAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!! *we both pull with all our might*
engie: *pops out gasping like he'd just been choked* HHUUU...I-I couldn't...huff huff... breath!!!
you: *pats his helmet gently* it's ok buddy...we got you out!! *loving smile*
me: who th'hell put you guys in there??
engie: I don't know....pyro any ideas?
pyro: hudda....*I don't know..*
spy: *runs off chuckling* HON HON HON MON AMI!!!!
all but spy: SPY CHEEEECCCKKKKKK!!!!! *starts swinging melee weapons around randomly* CLANK!!! *your weapon struck first blood*
spy: AHHG!!!! *WHUMP*
me: hey hey!! you knocked him out good shot!!!!